galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

internetexplorers:

we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first

zacharydupuis:

grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead

I got too tired to walk upstairs after I took a shower and so I’ve been laying on the kitchen floor for over 20 minutes…

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it